Hey, I was wondering…
Why have so many ACTION TAKING badasses like yourself been signing up for my EMAIL newsletters every day?
Maybe it’s just because every time you sexy motherfvckers read them you instantly start feeling..
You realize how POWERFUL this literary gold really is.
You gonna join me in some ass kicking today?
Today is FRIDAY motherfvcka, but I have to make this message short
…I’m writing this from a cab…
I was being a social fvcking god and next thing I new, I had a couple choices as to where I was wanted to sleep last night 😉
B to the A to the D to the ASS
What is UP my nig nogs?
Look at that beautiful fvcking smile on your face.
Cut it out, it’s really distracting me right now and I’m trying to make my day, no your day, ok FINE… I’m trying to make OUR day even better right now.
Hey Killer How GREAT do you feel right now? How many AWESOME things are going to just randomly happen to you today? Continue reading
Hey, you wonderful sons of bitches!
Want to know one of my most influential models of all time?
He is one of the most driven, passionate, indifferent mothafvckaass of all time.
Let this be a message to YOU!
I have got some words packed with IMMENSE value to share with you today, mostly because I realized how much better life can be when you change a few of the most basic things in your life.
You deserve the best, so I’ll give you something even better.
I’m going to make this short, but oh so sweet.
With this post comes an expectation, or a sexpectation, if you will.
What’s up champ?
Well, it’s finally here.
Do you feel it yet?
That throbbing, raging, titillating sensation that comes building up to tomorrow?!
It’s almost Friday bitches. Continue reading
I just got back from running through the mall to pick up a new pair of shoes.
I woke up this morning and realized how much more fly and confident you were looking than me, so I had to go step up my game;) Continue reading
I don’t know what it is, but you just seem really motivated and confident today.
I love it!
Anywho, I just got one hell of an ironic phone call today. Basically a phone call that makes EVERY guy feel like a fvcking king.
Guess who it was?